Participate in all these stupid fucking networks like Twitter, Facebook, Myspace?? If you do then you are a first class LOSER. Some fuckstain asked me the other day if I would *pimp him out* YES of course I will but guess what? YOU will be doing the advertising unless you pay extra HAHAHAHA the fucker proceded to pay me and also do some of his own LOL anyways he went to these sites and of course got in trouble because of the adult nature of the content.. when I asked him where he placed his ad and he told me the shitty sites above I about died laughing!! How fucking stupid can you be? Just about as stupid as you cheap ass mother fuckers that call me and tell me all about these real time experiences you supposably had (guess what asshole I can tell your lying from a MILE away!) how can I tell? because of the way you describe it, the way you are so fucking cheap and the same story about how your *real time Mistress* did all this training with you (even though you cannot even string a sentance together with me) and now shes gone, moved, dissapeared same ole story every single time! HA!

I am often asked what is my favorite kind of call? That is a easy one to answer. I LOVE men who KNOW why they called. Ones that like to talk and are open and inviting. Ones that are truly submissive and want to spoil me with tributes and get my full attention The best ones though are the ones who can make me laugh. Anyone who can make me die laughing gets special treats from me. What is funny to me? REAL stories. Dont even bother with the made up ones, all your other dumbass friends who are calling are using the same boring story as you. I had this asshole call yesterday who said he was the best looking man on the planet. He said he had a ripped body and woman just fall all over him. He had never called me before and tried the ole *meet me tommorro* LMFAO. Guess what loser? I dont meet up with you idiots after talking to you for five minutes. Show me you are truly worth meeting and it might happen. Anyways this fuckstain runs out of money after 10 minutes (L O S E R ) and then runs to his email address and sends me his cell phone number LOLOL ya right, like I am going to call you for free.. NOT. Also attached to this email was his photos. I have saved them and his number and who knows WHERE I might post them HAHAHA. He told me he was better looking then any James Bond and any male star. I was dying to see what was in the photos. When I did look I laughed my ass off!!! he was going bald, had a skinny body AND his ears stuck out like Dumbo LOLOL When I honestly told him what I thought he got mad and left me bad feedback. Like I said your little feedback does not grow my portfolio…. my real subbies are the driving power behind my success. Thanks to you boys who make me laugh, smile and for keeping it real even though we are in fantasyland

Hey boys, Ive been really busy this last weekend. I went to my towns annual spring fling and enjoyed being out in the hot sunny weather and sipping on Margaritas while shopping the different booths. One of my boyfriends also had a organized PCA event and we spent the day crusing in his new 911. I love cars and especially fast ones! I just got off the phone with UK fag boy. He is so obsessed with big black cock that it is hilarious! I love listening to all his pathetic stories. The fucker works as a night club manager and always watches all the white woman hook up with the black men. You see this pigeon only has a very small dick and he knows the legend of the big black cock…one he loves to hear about, and his own girlfriend loves to suck big black cock right in front of him while he jerks his pathetic small white prick. The stories are always wild but fun and I enjoy listening to all of you as you suffer the small penis syndrome around the globe!

I got the mail a few hours ago and noticed a package from Amazon. It had a gift wrapped DVD from one of my money pigs. I opened it up and it was the movie Twilight. I wanted to see it when it was in the theatre but did not want to be around a bunch of silly screaming teenie boppers. THANK YOU JEFF for the movie!! I just got done watching it and it was fantastic!!! I would love to get my hands on Dr. Cullen… WOW was he fucking soooo HOT! the movie is worth a watch! Jeff also bought me the complete book series and I just finished book number three. I am not into vampire shit at all but this is beyond that crap. I got to talk to Shaun for three hours today. One of the best calls I have done in months!! I hope you enjoyed our *treasure hunt* thanks for all the presents!! YOU ROCK!!! I will be here Tommorro and Friday till 3pm EST. I will be off Saturday and Sunday. I know, I am usually here but I am going to a killer weekend getaway that also includes a fun retro dinner party! Talk to you boys later.

Yes that is what today is, and funny enough I have had the best calls EVER!!! I need to start out by thanking cumpiggy for the nice $500 amazon gift card and the $300 cash tribute Yes today is your unlucky day to get fucked over by me LOL I love my Cumpiggy. He is one of those dot com gazillionaires who does not have to get up and go to work, so he spends every last minute serving me while I tease the shit out of him lol. Cumpiggy is always spoiling me like mad and we have a wonderful and fun relationship. Today he is in downtown Manhattan sucking dick in the fag bookstores. He is live on cam with his cam recorder so if you want your cock sucked today or tonight, he is ready to take load after load as he works himself up and down the skid rows of the city.

I also do not discuss underage or anything else that violates the rules of Niteflirt. I do talk about just about anything except animals (sick) underage (sicker) and toilet talk (sickest) I will discuss anything else except those three things. Do not try to be like the one dumbass who called yesterday and had the balls to say *dont worry I wont report you* Ha!!! AS IF!!!! boy what a Dumb mother fucker!!! Anyways boys I will be here to talk about your most darkest secrets, humiliation at its finest and cuckboy wantings or forced faggot yearnings. Remember if it says CALL NOW that means YES I am available. No need to fuck around and email me or instant message me asking if you can call…just do it!!!